Saturday, February 13, 2010

Why Me????

Posted by Hipo at 2/13/2010 03:01:00 PM

Down the memory lane to last year...

I was so excited when I bought my first mobile from my own money. Well, I've been using mobiles since 2003 to hanky panky. But they were all lovely gifts... However  as I sat on my last mob and it ended up in 2 pieces I had to look for a new one.. (They don't call me HIPO for nothing :P)

However, after searching, searching and searching, I fell in love with the Nokia 5310 music edition. Slim fit and perfect outlook for me. Well... with greatest difficulty it ended up in my hands. I was a proud owner of a latest mob which everyone loved. My very first Nokia.

I bought all accessories, nice covers, this and that and treated it as a queen. I did not even put it in my denim pocket not wanting it to get damaged. So it always ended up in my huge, fashionable, multi-pocket handbag.

My bad habit was I rarely zip my bag which I no longer practice. Reason you will soon find out...

The day arrived. As usual I was hurrying for my lectures before the door closes. As I entered the premises I wanted to relieve myself. So before I even knew I was in the washroom. As usual, I went in, kept my huge bag on the 'commode' turned a millisecond to lock the door.

That was the moment.... I heard something falling into water and the commode cover closing. Out of all the things in the bag, guess what fell into the commode.. :'(


Heh Someone :P said...

oh such a sad ending.
you murdered it.
anyways no mob can beat the Imate Jazjam
hek 8P

Hipo on February 13, 2010 at 9:37 PM said...


Heh Someone :P said...

While I was on my way home,walking,I suddenly remembered your article.And I came up with an ending for this.It goes like this.
".... I went in, kept my huge bag on the 'commode' turned a millisecond to lock the door.

Then I heard the sound.That awefull horrible sound.The sound which made my heart heart stop beating.No no noooo. This can not be happening.I froze there still holding the door lock.The life flashed in front of my very own eyes.All those happy moments we had together.All those endless hours you rested your elegant shiny body over the side of my face.All the sweet sound you whispered in my ear.All that ran through my mind like the Millennium Falcon was in full hyperdrive.
Afraid to face the truth I stood there for another moment.With mighty guts i turn around to see my beloved 5310 lying peacefully at the bottom.
"I can not live with out you my love" i screamed.Look around to find something to use to end my missarable life.Nothing was there.sigh.
the only thing I can do now is to join my precious.So without thinking I just put my head inside and drowned my self where so many people have used to put away thier many unthinkable waste.
end of story.
hek hek hek hek ehke hekeehkeehekehkehke
My end is way better than yours ha?every orginal ha?

Hipo on February 16, 2010 at 7:03 PM said...

I think you should start ur own blog :S than completing my blog :P

Heh Someone :P said...

If I start blogging you will be out of job.This way people will read my impressive work and if they feel like it they will read some of yours.heh heh heh

Heh Someone :P said...

whats cooking?
are you working on something new?or have you given up after seeing my talent in writing? hek hek

බිඟුවා...! on February 19, 2010 at 9:24 AM said...

ජීවිතය ඔය වගේ තමා...
හැමදාම මල් ඇතිරූ සිරි යහනක් වෙන්නේ නෑ.

කටු ඇණුනු
ලේ ගලන
බොර පාට
සිත් රිදෙන එකත්
ජීවිතේ තවත් කොටසක්මයි.


Hipo on March 5, 2010 at 4:48 PM said...

:D thx Binguwa....

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